Sunday, March 24, 2013

Player Spotlight: Tim Flannery


Name: Timothy Flannery

Nickname(s): Tim, T-Flanz, Chunk

Handicap: 26.9

Description: A connoisseur of cola and salt, Tim has recently proved his older brothers theory that he is book smart, not street smart by proposing to his longtime girlfriend.

Golf Game Description: Take Bubba Watson + Ben Crenshaw + Tom Watson x 0 = Tim Flannery. Like watching an equine breach birth. It’s slow, painful, random limbs flying in weird directions and the result is sometimes good, sometimes terribly bad. Onlookers grimace silently hoping for the best while agreeing that they no longer have an appetite no matter the result. But he’s getting 2 shots most holes so it works for the big dumb animal!

Greatest Moment in Golf: Two net zero, number 5 at Pine Needles.*

Little Known Fact: Tim has been playing golf since 1991 and has successfully never duplicated a swing.

* = from the women's tees

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