Nickname(s): MC Happy Feet, Meredith’s bitch
Handicap: 11.5
Description: Matt is the senior Holden on the trip, safe to say, Tom learned his moves on the dance floor from watching MC Happy Feet up there when he was younger. He is the mature Holden (has been in numerous altercations where the authorities had to be called), a real people person (white people), and a go getter (when he saw a guy slamming his hose against the side of his car, we went and got the guy and choked him out on his lawn).
Golf Game Description: Matt is the prototypical country club guy (he’s white knuckling his pc right now), what I mean is Matt was probably 10+ strokes higher before joining North Hills, and after a lot of practice and playing has turned himself into the best Holden on the links. He is also a bulldog competitor who is likely to go for your nuts as grind out a win when down 3.
Greatest Moment in Golf: Matt has successfully dragged both of the twins into the playoff of his member-guest. There are rumors that the members do not believe he has twin brothers, but rather 1 asshole brother who always forgets everyone he played with the year before.
Little Known Fact: While Matt is the best Holden male, he loses to his wife in golf…regularly.
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