Nickname(s): Hoober, Hoobastank, Hobbs
Handicap: 19.3
Description: For lack of a better word, Matt Hobbie is the balls! Little boys want to touch him and old ladies want to be held by him…err…no, he likes touching boys and old ladies?! HE’S THE BALLS!
Golf Game Description: Hobbie’s swing is as consistent as Tony Gywnn’s, 3.5/10 times you can count on him! What he lacks in reliability off the tee he more than makes up for a deft touch with his putter. He’s also never turned down a drink in his life, he is unequivocally the best drinking buddy/ golf partner combo on earth. Everyone who plays 18 holes of golf with him will a better person for it, or drunk.
Greatest Moment in Golf: 10th green at Brookside CC, Hobbie chips in for a birdie, hands raised in celebration. As Hobbie cannot imagine it getting any better than this, Mike Cerimele punches him directly in the dick and balls, ruining his finest golf moment.
Little Known Fact: Matt has 4 kids and this is going to be the least stressful 5 days of the last 5 years of his life. Have a drink with him, I guarantee he’s going to be happy.
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