Nickname(s): Mikey
Handicap: 10.0
Description: An irrationally hardcore sports fan who spends the majority of his days tearing out his hair thanks to the Cubs and Bears while donating most of his money to his favorite charitable organization, his bookie. He also willingly chose to live in Cincinnati, OH. In a related story, Mike is a masochist.
Golf Game Description: While his HS days of shooting mid-70s on the friendly 5700 yard confines of the white tees at Allentown Muni are long gone, he can still utilize the strongest grip in the history of golf to goose 300 yard drives out there when he gets hot. Just don’t ask him to hit a fade…ever.
Greatest Moment in Golf: Shot a blistering 151 over two rounds to squeak out the 2002 Allentown Sportsfest golf title in the 14-15 year old division. Don’t believe it? CHECK THE INTERNETS, IT’S THERE!!!
Little Known Fact: Mikey ran a marathon with little to no training, look at him, tell me what the odds you would’ve put on him completing any marathon that didn’t involve a couch, a television and Law & Order: SVU.
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